I like new blogs. Don’t you.

Hey there’s a blog and I’m writing it. Without OC reviews! Holy crap!!!!

(but there is an awesomeness new 90210 rant/comment that appears on the lovely Fantastique’s blog. Which is sadly private, otherwise there would be a sweet blue hyperlink right here. Perhaps a recap is in order.)

Best song of the blog moment: I hate to admit it, it’s that stupid/brilliant cocaine anthem by Skateboard P… Everybody Nose. Tha Remix. C’mon he associates the dirtiness of a girl’s cocaine addled nose  with Atlanta. It’s only funny because it’s true. Lets not forget the Lil Jon esque salute to “all the ladies in the line for the bathroom.” Again. It’s only funny because it’s true. Ugh I probably know far too many broads like that. But that’s a blog for another day, sponsored by the letters E, L, and O and soundtracked by the band of the same name. Because nothing says absurdity with cocaine like ELO. 

Hey I should buy this album, you should too: Yeah it’s still El Perro Del Mar. She just makes everything so depressing. I’m convinced she could make a cupcake and Crocodile Mile party sound like a fucking catharsis.

The why I should have the babies of Natalie Portman section: See now officially my blog.

Onward. I’m Living Lohan, are you?!? You should be. I mean where else can you see Greek Tragedy on the scale of Troillus and Cressida in the form of a stage mother who gloms onto the spotlights of her semi-talented daughters, both of whom look exactly alike. In fact this standard of programming, makes me miss–dare I say it– The Ashlee Simpson Show.(You know you remember the salad days before she cut half her face off and added a hyphenated name that makes her sound like a fucking housewife in Toledo.) 

Soon contributor to the old blog, Leticia Spin the star of page and screen, will have her very own blog. I think it’s as big an event as Butters’ very own episode on Southpark a number of years ago.

So the start of the blog. Again. Finally. I’ll try and discuss something next time. Or if I’m tired and allergied like I’ve been all week, there will just be Living Lohan ep two discussion.

Video section:woo hoo! 

In honor of MegaTron, who mentioned this as the waitress tried to abscond with five dollars of my change.

I still don’t think that is as great as the old Beatles meets Jesus guy who used to haunt access back in the late 90’s. But, that’s just me.

~ by icomf on June 4, 2008.